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Cfojo's favorite FMLs
By "skinnydick" - / Sunday 19 February 2017 22:00 / United States - Clifton Park

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian / Saturday 27 February 2016 07:25 / United States - Two Rivers