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Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML
by mn_shr / 10/25/2013 at 9:25pm / Qatar (Ad Dawhah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
by HSampsON / 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Niger (Niamey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
by oneiPodlighter / 10/09/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by soannoyed / 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 3:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card". FML
by IGOTIT / 09/05/2013 at 3:24am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
by Shocked / 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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