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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1985 (30 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>huntingguyss</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 12:19am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:43am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:20pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:55pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 11:11am<b>fmlmylife1826451</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 1:45am<b>Pavillioned</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 1:35pm<b>nono0925</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 10:25pm<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 6:46pm<b>DessaChan</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 5:17pm<b>imthatperson1993</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 10:26pm<b>CommentModerated</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 9:01pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:55pm

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blurose's favorite FMLs

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous