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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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