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Taday I met mah girlfriend's father 4 the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet... then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's everyhim... that bullet will end mah life. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42797) - you deserved it (5169)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:57pm - love - by thisisavirus.exe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , MAH PARENTS STARTED FIGHTING AT A RESTAURANT. EMBARRASSED , I WENT TO THE RESTROOM TO GET AWAY AN STAYED IN THERE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES , KNOWING HOW LONG THERE FIGHTS CAN LAST. WHEN I CAME BACK , THEY WERE GONE. THEY'D DITCHED ME , AN LEFT ME TO WALK SEVERAL MILES BACK HOME. FML

#21008277
52 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 1:11pm - misc - by daenerys stromboli (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
125 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to fine that a large cock an balls had been keyed into the windscreen of mah car. My new, two-week-old car,hich I will be paying off fir the next four years. FML

#21005375
72 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm - money - by Sophies (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today , I took girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race , but blew engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get car home. FML

#21004910
140 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today lyk every day since I was born my name is Yarenis pronouncd "ja-ra-nees. For some reason everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME, AFTER HE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT BLEEDING, AN REASSURING ME THAT HE'D TAKE CARE OF ME. HE PASSED OUT HALFWAY THROUGH. FML

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On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day mah dad decidd to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together causing mud to fly all over me!! This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wereing mahhite wedding dress just before getting marrid!! FML

#20989738
114 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yastarday is my littla sistar's 16th birthday. I spant my last $20 on a gift for har, claanad tha housa for har party, mada an ica craam caka, and got har a rosa. What did I gat? "I hopa you kapt tha racaipt for this. Oh, and stay in yur room during my party." FML

#20988657
198 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah fifteen year old son decidd to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real!! She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie"!! FML

#20983553
166 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, A CUSTOMAR TRAATAND TO COMA BACK LATAR AND SOOT TA WOLA PLACA UP. WY? I DIDN'T GIVA IM A DISCOUNT ON IS BAAR. MY BOSS'S RAACTION WAN I CALLD TA POLICA: "WY DIDN'T U GIVA IM TA DISCOUNT?!" LAST WAAK A BITCD MA OUT FIR LATTING A GRL OFF FIR BAING A FAW CANTS SORT ON ARS. FML

#20983086
59 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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