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Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

#7492497
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10797) - you deserved it (32214)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8440) - you deserved it (38773)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71313) - you deserved it (4621)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

#7486334
144 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 9:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

#7470937
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:33am - work - by Bob (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML

#7467882
94 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:41am - kids - by ilovemom (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

#7456887
60 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by Shoeless (woman) - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891
149 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my cell phone alarm buzzing. It wasn't time to wake up yet, so I snoozed it. It buzzed again, this time with "One New Voicemail." I had "snoozed" my nephew. Stationed in Iraq. FML

#7449999
42 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
346 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

#7447854
177 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sportyhusband (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

#7441309
157 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

#7437449
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (2931)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML

#7433438
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (4917)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (6248)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)



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