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  • Town/Country : new york, usa
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Today, I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship. After celebrating with my family by jumping around the room for a half-hour, we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name. When we called to tell her, she said it was weird because she had received my rejection letter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (157379) - you deserved it (19664)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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