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Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

#20984796
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50837) - you deserved it (3806)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

#20809207
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50309) - you deserved it (4096)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21976) - you deserved it (4771)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

#20131535
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (2118)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

#19326437
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21429) - you deserved it (9762)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24682) - you deserved it (15762)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (4428)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24079) - you deserved it (46982)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (40785)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (8249)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

#17009779
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38311) - you deserved it (2963)

On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42882) - you deserved it (3494)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21526) - you deserved it (27103)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)



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