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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About XxEmiMeowxX : Heyy!
As described by others, I'm a strange, shy, creepy, amusing, funny person..
But I'm really just a loner:)
Wow, nice introduction.
Short, but not so sweet, huh?
Well. Nice to meet you.
I listen to lots of music, not really just one genre or anything. I like hard rock, metal, screamo, indie, dubstep, electronic, stuff like that.
I always go to concerts, I'd be surprised if one week I didn't over the summer so if I don't reply quickly to messages, which I reply to all, now you probably know why.(:

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Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML


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On 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm - health - by Sean - United States

Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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