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by lol / 12/05/2011 at 1:13am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
by Dani / 11/28/2011 at 7:34am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Tyler Smith / 11/03/2011 at 7:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by JJAnd / 08/28/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
by anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 1:55am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
by Chelsea / 07/20/2009 at 1:54am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
by whatashame / 04/01/2009 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
by izerz / 03/26/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on… Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then… Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be…