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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2432
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About WhoopteDo : I'm a guy. I like roleplaying, gaming, anime, reading, image editing, music, and sports. And I'm a furry. Nineteen (in case you're too lazy to look up) if you're still reading after that furry thing. I also properly know how to draw a lower case "e" unlike everyone else. Yeah I'm serious about all that. I like girls a lot too.. But you should go back to slacking off and laughing at the miseries of others now. Or taking that crap..

P.S. Feel free to message me about whatever.
P.P.S. The images on my profile are not made by myself.

Are you really this bored? Fine then..

A tree in a library? I bet it wood leaf through the pages of a book or two.
Why was the actor bad at bowling? He couldn't get his role right.
Remember that even if you're the slowest person you know, you beat all the other sea men in the race to the egg.
If a quiz is a quizzicle then what's a test?
If someone says "Thank you captain obvious", acknowledge them with "No problem seargent sarcasm".

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WhoopteDo's favorite FMLs

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (2166)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23171) - you deserved it (2574)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25398) - you deserved it (3636)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24800) - you deserved it (1942)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25536) - you deserved it (5339)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38819) - you deserved it (3183)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32749) - you deserved it (3531)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33601) - you deserved it (7592)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML


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On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

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