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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 December 1984 (30 years)
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About WTFsGoingOn : Soon to come, my new blog, "Shit I learned on FML." I will post a link when I actually feel like starting it.... darn laziness.

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Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML


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On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML


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On 02/01/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by argh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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