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Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our ands togeter, palm to palm. I can bend te tips of my fingers over looool ers,ic apparently surprised er because se commented, "Hu, so big ands AREN'T related to penis size." mega FML

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116 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was mah first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end,hen I stood up, slippd, and smashd face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all mah dignity. FML

#21100221
65 comments

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On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I dislocated mah shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

#21099597
68 comments

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On 03/29/2014 at 7:06pm - health - by unlucky - United States (Florida)

2day a teenage grl bumped into me and my pone fell out of my ands, looool and over te Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
113 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today , I went to take a shower!! When I turned it on , no water came out!! Only ants!!

#21006941
147 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, My Grandparents Cummd Over To Visit. I'm Still Not Sure If They Cummd To See Me Or My Dog. FML

#20990443
43 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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154 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

2day A Pigeon Got Into My Apartment. After Knocking Over A Very Expensive Vase, It Panicked, Rammed Itself Against A Window, And Shat All Over The Floor As It Tried To Get Out. FML

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55 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, mah dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in mah newly paintd room. I did, but after deciding I wantd to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall cummd with it. Back to square one.

#19392434
51 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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110 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I arrivd ome to find I'd been broken in to. Te culprit? An obese omeless man o I found face down unconscious and surroundd by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in ate everyting in sigt soild imself and passd out. Te worst part? Te cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
88 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today , tha roads wara OK , so I claanad tha ica and snow off my car so I could go out. I rollad my window down a littla bit whila I was driving to claar tha snow off tha basa of tha window. A chunk of ica flaw off my hood , in through tha window , and hit my aya. I than hit a snowbank. FML

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77 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by ouch - United States



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