About Tik_Tak : I'm a guy who plays golf
Tik_Tak's FML badges
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Tik_Tak's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
by notenoughunderwearintheworld / 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Transportation
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
by .__. / 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2010 at 2:58pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
by Chels / 12/04/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Illinois) / Work
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well,… Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with… Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to…