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TheGreatPotato

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  • Number of visits : 5877
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheGreatPotato : I've survived being mashed for some time now.

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Visits<b>KingMamba</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 5:35pm<b>howdmynosego</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 5:07am<b>ChromeThunder</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 11:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:54am<b>kdgsmiley</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 11:20pm<b>PsychoPanda</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 2:26pm<b>Sora_McKain</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 10:38am<b>Snickers4</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 11:18pm<b>pradip</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:56am<b>JadeClifford</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:46pm<b>ClemencyCecil</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 8:46pm<b>suprisebitch</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 11:07am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 10:43am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 7:35am<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:29am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:56am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 1:46am<b>1234lily1234</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 1:06am

Fucked!<b>KingMamba</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 11:35pm<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 6:46am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 1:25am<b>SegaTortoise</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:09pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 4:51am<b>Soparot</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:14pm<b>ScrabbleReeses</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:17am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:26am<b>trex454</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:18pm<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:42pm<b>sky413</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 4:03am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:57am

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TheGreatPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2016 at 10:23am / Work

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

by mu5icadd1ct / 07/08/2016 at 9:22am / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

by Oops / 05/02/2016 at 12:21am / Animals

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

by Jane / 04/27/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML

by NotAnUglyBaby / 03/22/2016 at 6:40pm / Mexico (Veracruz-Llave) / Holidays

Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML

by ifunnybatman / 03/22/2016 at 12:03am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while visiting my boyfriend to see his new puppies, I squatted down to pet one. The other began to lick my ankles profusely until I lost my balance and fell on him, breaking his leg. FML

by sqquish / 03/01/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

by jesuscrip / 02/18/2016 at 1:08am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

by oblivious idiot / 02/12/2016 at 2:50am / Love

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

by ApparentlyaPotato / 02/10/2016 at 12:08am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous