Come One, Come All to the Comment Corral
Gather round ye lads and lasses.
I've got a fresh batch of scrumdiddlyumptious word treats for you, featuring a handful of first-timers. Come on and show these guys some FML love!
10. Easy shot, Glowworm56. I still commend you.
“That phone reception there must be ferry good.”
9. Feeling the Jaden Smith vibes from xemnas1997.
“The real question is how do we know where we are?”
8. Ba dum tss. Splendid work, ShortieRose.
“Talk about freezing your assets!”
7. I think we're all with you on that one, Imnotcleverenoughforthis.
Today, I was woken up from a dead sleep because a bug had fallen into my ear. I could hear it moving around in there, and it took me an hour with a blade of grass in my ear to get it to climb its way back out. FML
“I commend your chill. I would have just been like 'screw it imma just die'”
6. Is that what you want, OP?! TheGreatPotato needs to know.
“This is how you get ants.”
5. I like your snark, Lalala579121.
Today, a customer yelled at me when his 9 cookies came to $5.78. He insisted that they were "3 for $1 yesterday," and told me to "shut the fuck up" when I tried to explain otherwise. I worked yesterday, and every other day for the past 3 months. They've never been 3 for $1. FML
“Yep, 3 for $1. And the next 6 for $4.78.”
4. Jessicasoho does not approve of grandma's tomfoolery, OP.
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
“Little late in the game to be learning lessons, grandma.”
3. I know all too well, cakefete2. Preach.
“Google translate makes people say the darnedest things.”
2. Let me grab you some ice, because you just got burned by RichardPencil.
“You probably need to order from a better mail-order groom company next time.”
1. We've all been there, CrazyTrainWreck. Ramble on.
Today, I was texting a girl I was interested in and we exchanged Instagram names. She ghosted me right after. She's the fourth girl to have done this to me in the past month. I guess I'm unattractive, but at least I'm good at texting. FML
“Maybe you are so hot they die just from seeing your photo and literally become ghosts and I'm rambling and have no idea what I'm saying.”