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By Nina / Friday 26 May 2017 15:06 /

Gather round ye lads and lasses.

I've got a fresh batch of scrumdiddlyumptious word treats for you, featuring a handful of first-timers. Come on and show these guys some FML love!


10. Easy shot, Glowworm56. I still commend you. 

“That phone reception there must be ferry good.”


9. Feeling the Jaden Smith vibes from xemnas1997.


Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:54 / France

“The real question is how do we know where we are?”


8. Ba dum tss. Splendid work, ShortieRose.


Today, I was extremely stressed because I lost my ATM card, so I reconstructed my day, eventually finding it in the freezer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:05 / France - Paris

“Talk about freezing your assets!”


7. I think we're all with you on that one, Imnotcleverenoughforthis.

“I commend your chill. I would have just been like 'screw it imma just die'”


6. Is that what you want, OP?! TheGreatPotato needs to know.

“This is how you get ants.”



5. I like your snark, Lalala579121.

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Dallas

“Yep, 3 for $1. And the next 6 for $4.78.”


4. Jessicasoho does not approve of grandma's tomfoolery, OP.

“Little late in the game to be learning lessons, grandma.”


3. I know all too well, cakefete2. Preach.


Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy

“Google translate makes people say the darnedest things.”



2. Let me grab you some ice, because you just got burned by RichardPencil.

“You probably need to order from a better mail-order groom company next time.”



1. We've all been there, CrazyTrainWreck. Ramble on.

By confiancedecrise - / Friday 19 May 2017 22:38 /

“Maybe you are so hot they die just from seeing your photo and literally become ghosts and I'm rambling and have no idea what I'm saying.”


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