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SweetJTBR

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SweetJTBR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9962
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SweetJTBR : Passionate Latino Lover. Likes to purr.

Master of naps, the Napivore!

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Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.

#17488478
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7723) - you deserved it (68119)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37038) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today,hile flicking bean, I was thinking about boyfriendho moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28037) - you deserved it (9079)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML

#17464270
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (49604)

On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door cuz I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perchd atop. She bargd in to ask me wat I'd said. FML

#17459271
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (4569)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today , I learned te ard way tat taking a 20 mile bike ride wit boyfriend's family te day after losing virginity is te worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39043) - you deserved it (16271)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about im liking my best friend. I guess it made im mad because e yelled "Breast cancer!" at te top of is lungs before power-puncing my rigt boob.

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (33324)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching 4 my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12853) - you deserved it (29362)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Was Lying In Bed With My Boyfriend, Telling Him How Much I Loved Him . His Answer? "Less Lovin' More Humpin'." This Happens Every Single Time .

#17447150
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24678) - you deserved it (28082)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was supposed to catc a ride wit a friend and go to Warped Tour wit er. Se called at te last minute to say se was sick, so I told er we didn't ave to go. I just got a text saying se just got pictures and autograps wit te band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34889) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me acces to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms r all closed due to construction because they're bieng turned into premium gyms. big fat FML

#17437930
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (6992)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11773) - you deserved it (51404)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)



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