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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4658
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Somefruits : I'm actually a girl but it says "mister" just so I could have a blue border around my profile picture on the app since I like blue a lot more than pink and I'm just weird like that.

I was born the exact day Kurt Cobain died and I love science, animals (especially birds), music, plants, alliteration, assonance, terrible puns, and things that rhyme!
I have a lot of pets (mostly birds) including a ball python named Monty and a Senegal parrot named Loki.

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Today, I learned that mah new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from mah grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "grl colors", such as white. FML


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On 12/25/2013 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I realizd how bad mah depression has gottenhen I caught myself fantasizing about suicidehile having sex with mah husband!! FML


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On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

2day I found out tat... altoug I ave te same job title and complete te same work as my male colleagues... I get paid 15% less... purely cuz I'm a girl. FML


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On 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML


today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML


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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery . FML


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On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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