Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SomeRandomGuy15

Offline (the 08/25/2014 at 4:46pm) | Search for a member

SomeRandomGuy15

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3249
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

SomeRandomGuy15's page activity

Visits<b>ThePiGuy</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 6:09pm<b>helloman5</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:22am<b>wondercat40</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 12:44pm<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 7:34am<b>5secondsofvvifi</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 11:06pm<b>Briaangel12</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 11:45pm<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 3:49am<b>omgpp</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 1:26am<b>unicorn_rainbows</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 9:26pm<b>DerpyDerpinator</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 10:35pm<b>gennyv</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 3:59pm<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 5:54pm<b>ChewyGranola</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 7:06pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 8:09pm<b>bardo264</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 10:20am<b>katydid91</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 1:36pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 6:03am<b>Demonking</b> - the 02/14/2014 at 8:55pm

SomeRandomGuy15's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of SomeRandomGuy15's badges

SomeRandomGuy15's favorite FMLs

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17079) - you deserved it (65376)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12268) - you deserved it (225866)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (7230)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (9222)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (4645)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (5775)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML

#13525218
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (3125)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46169) - you deserved it (14720)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49678) - you deserved it (17504)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

#10804191
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26299) - you deserved it (4505)

On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (3710)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (12124)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (6101)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)



Caroline Maerten's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #1: Valentine's Day
  • It's a brand new Valentine's day, so here's a brand new blog section. Yep, you read that right, we're using the fact that Valentine's day is vaguely a controversial…

Friday 13 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: