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Rababco

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Rababco

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2637
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Rababco : Hi, I'm Rababco, nice to meet you! *waves* I've finally managed to activate my account, so I now I can bother all you lovely users with my ridiculous comments! ;) Yes, that's a lamb, my name means "lamb from God" so I thought it was appropriate. I'm actually really shy in real life, so it's much easier for communicate behind a screen than in person. If I make a spelling or grammar error in one of my comments go ahead and correct me, just be nice about it. I enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes because it helps me realize that I'm rather fortunate, even when things seem to suck.

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Visits<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:10am<b>GroupWorkSucks</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:37pm<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:45am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:23pm<b>Laeffy</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:04am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:34pm<b>whoviancutie</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>TEZZ</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:33am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Chrissyella</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:06pm<b>WhatsMyNameTho</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 4:23pm<b>coldwithinme</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:44am<b>Kog_Hiro</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:16pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:41am<b>Michael_Scratch</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 7:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:15pm<b>SiriusOrionBlack</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:42pm

Fucked!<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>Chrissyella</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:06pm<b>fotocand</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:29am<b>Duh_0811</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:23am<b>ChampHero</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 2:04am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 2:25am<b>matthewcald</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 5:22am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:13am<b>trav_o</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:42pm<b>Greenmarsh</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 10:44am

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Rababco's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69009) - you deserved it (12998)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

#20617044
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83279) - you deserved it (4355)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

#20502144
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31931) - you deserved it (3943)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41827) - you deserved it (6239)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (9736)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51875) - you deserved it (7137)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70611) - you deserved it (3955)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt



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