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PeteyPablo12308

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PeteyPablo12308

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 20589
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.

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Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (27944)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52525) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26009) - you deserved it (5864)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (50395)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (24079)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (24079)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (24079)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112471) - you deserved it (16200)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112471) - you deserved it (16200)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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