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Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13222) - you deserved it (28026)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

#18439868
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23387) - you deserved it (4807)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15441) - you deserved it (43157) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (8100)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML

#17877282
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (42888)

On 10/01/2011 at 8:33am - misc - by lollipopgreen - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39030) - you deserved it (3285)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16402) - you deserved it (41606)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (4009)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

#14805791
76 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41266) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
126 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36136) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

#13823164
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18051) - you deserved it (13714)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (3464)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML



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