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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1987 (27 years)
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Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath . I don't have any pets . FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML


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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I noticed one of my neigbors as decided to place an old toilet in te middle of tere front lawn. Anoter one as ad a kitcen sink in tere driveway for a year... an yet anoter as a sofa in tere grass. Tese are te people wo taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leas. FML

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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