Mariella1996

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/02/2014 at 1:23am)

Mariella1996

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mariella1996 : Hi there stranger

Mariella1996's page activity

Visits<b>SYZ</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 3:05am<b>alex1010</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:41pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:48pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:05pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:27am<b>noxiffic</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Jplay24</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 9:36pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:22pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:08am<b>skellingtonfart</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:15am<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:25am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:54pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:50am<b>motocross03</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 12:47am<b>woiz</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:12pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 6:49pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 11:48pm

Fucked!<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 3:27pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:03am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:49am<b>alex1010</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 5:04pm

Mariella1996's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of Mariella1996's badges

Mariella1996's favorite FMLs

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

by stop it ninja / 10/14/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

by Embarrassed / 08/07/2012 at 3:48am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

by corasmom / 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

by lizard / 12/18/2010 at 12:56am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

by maebyf / 08/31/2010 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

by Indigo_Kitten / 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work