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Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
by ... / 11/27/2008 at 12:30am / Holidays
by Smile / 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm / Transportation
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by mael / 11/25/2008 at 3:54am / Intimacy
by Goatkvlt / 11/22/2008 at 2:02am / Work
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
by comphone / 11/19/2008 at 3:00am / Work
by elsaza / 11/18/2008 at 7:16am / Love
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
by Tomtom / 11/17/2008 at 12:04am / Work
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by loon / 10/28/2008 at 7:13am / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my… Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my… Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never…