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Jarvo_666

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1453
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:21pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 12:54am<b>garit</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:17am<b>theflyingbrant</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:17am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:10pm<b>wil1029</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:29am<b>vicky_lynnnnn</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:59pm<b>justpurf</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:38pm<b>eyebrowzzz</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:50am<b>rossea</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 5:09am<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 12:14am<b>Rhett_15</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 10:29pm<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 10:26pm<b>sshie</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 10:39pm<b>odod777</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 1:29pm<b>lunarjazz</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 4:29pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 10:45am

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Jarvo_666's favorite FMLs

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2009 at 9:20am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

by douchetard / 03/26/2009 at 3:37am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

by Sarah / 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

by not getting any anymore / 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

by SoClose / 02/03/2009 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

by f__k_it / 01/18/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy