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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I Was Waiting In Line With Mah Boyfriend Behind Me. I Decidd To Hold His Hand And Rub His Chest While We Waitd. Then I Heard A Female Voice Behind Me That Said, "Ma'am, Please Don't Touch Me." FML


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On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML


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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend an I were going at it doggy style, really fast,hen she startd laughing. I askd her wat was so amusing an she giggld, "I can't feel anything in there." FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going to fight tha guy who my girlfriand laft ma for. Whila waiting at tha park, ha sant ma a vidao of tha two of tham having sax on my bad. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my girlfriand announcad to avaryona at dinnar that sha was no longar a virgin. This was naws to avaryona: har parants siblings bast friand an ma. FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today I was planning on having sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time so I asked mah roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through mah roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively . His reasoning? He didn't want to date a ( cheap and dangerous woman . ) Seriously? FML

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