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About ImmaEatYouXx : I'm a potato and my hobbies include sniffing fluffy dice and fighting dragons with spaghetti... Oh yeah, and I'm not actually that old :D

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today at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until mah dog caught and ate it in front everyone.

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43344) - you deserved it (5037)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, mah dad made me stick mah gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an ( expectant mothers ) parking spot. looool mega FML

#21118067
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (4409)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

#21096939
108 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He askd if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. big fat FML

Today... a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone... I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl... claiming... "I did it fir the Vine!" FML

#21058421
123 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44179) - you deserved it (9957)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today Ma Boyfriend Of 6 Years Told Me Tat Since I've Proven Ma Loyalty And Faitfully Stuck By Is Side E As No Reason To Ever Consider Marrying Me Because "It's Not Lyk You're Going Anywere Oney." He Seems Not To Understand Y I Am Upset By Tis. FML

#21037274
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49110) - you deserved it (5132)

On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed that the condom in mah wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
88 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States

Today, I was painting cabinets fir te cildren's area in my curc. Wile painting, I droppd my brus and got black paint on aite part. I trid to wipe it off. Now tere's a very visible smudge tat looks lyk a penis. FML

#21019530
92 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

#20911508
112 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held mah cat above mah head Lion King style !! The hieght must have made him nervous, because he shat on mah head !! FML

#20788265
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Swerved Out Of The Way To Avoid Hitting A Squirrel, And In The Proces Hit Another Squirrel . FML

#15364776
201 comments

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