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Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

#21126504
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54303) - you deserved it (3506)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

2day my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in mah closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, an have little brown streaks.

#14022422
106 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57721) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom is going with me 4 a general check-up at the doctor's office!! She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant!! I am pregnant!! I was about to tell her!! big fat FML

#7855976
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (7173)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

2day I went to pick ma date up at er ouse. Wen I got to te door, er dad answered. We talked for a little bit and e told me to take is 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and e told me, ( If I can trust u wit ma daugter, I can trust u wit ma car. ) I crased into is mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17380) - you deserved it (34596)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at ma crazy ex-girlfriend's ouse, nakd and disorientd. You know, te kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-figt-now-we-can-get-marrid crazy. Se says everyting's fine now and se's so glad we've "startd our family." fat FML

#5165059
171 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I applied fir first job. I didn't know ow to write a resume, so I copied an pasted one from someone else an reworked it. I got on te bus, anded it in, an left. Ten I remembered I forgot to cange te contact info an date. FML

#3743203
111 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 11:27am - work - by captainfail (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today , My Boyfriend And I Were Having Phone Sex . It Got Very Wild And Soon Was Interruptd By A Knock On My Door . My Dad Had Come Home Early From Work , And Heard Thehole Thing . He Demandd My Boyfriend To Come Over , And He Had A Sex Talk With Him On The Couch In Front Of Thehole Family . Fat FML

#3483555
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (21193)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by twintowers (woman) - United States



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