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HKCgrimmjow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5659
  • Number of comments : 440
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation

I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.

Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.

Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!

I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!

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Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

#20508270
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41035) - you deserved it (9792)

On 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by Acolyte of the Bacon God (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML

#20504938
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32342) - you deserved it (2201)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm - work - by death bed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

#20502782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34597) - you deserved it (2556)

On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

#20502144
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3943)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

#20502122
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31114) - you deserved it (28154)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said "excuse me". The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

#20494408
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (3125)

On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

#20490721
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27275) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm - kids - by NeverEscaping (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

#20469405
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18741) - you deserved it (39583)

On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML

#20462282
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27195) - you deserved it (2873)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:21am - misc - by pigtails (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

#20461178
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (7201)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

#20458912
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48782) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML

#20458802
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (3249)

On 01/14/2013 at 10:47am - misc - by badenoughflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

#20458188
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36434) - you deserved it (6447)

On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)



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