About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation
I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.
Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.
Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!
I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!
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by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML
by housedoctor / 02/22/2014 at 6:01am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
by anon / 02/16/2014 at 7:56am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Money
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
by airhead2015 / 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by LarissaT18 / 02/02/2014 at 11:13am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
by FattestUgliestPerson / 01/18/2014 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids
by unicorn_skies / 01/18/2014 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Money
by seth7_ / 01/18/2014 at 2:14am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…