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Goldenchest

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Goldenchest

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17732
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Goldenchest : Not many people appreciate bowties and fezzes as much as I do.

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Today, I watchd "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slitherd out through my ear and shamefully lodgd itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. real FML

#21005939
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (7972)

On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, I went to my dad's house for Christmas. Soon enough, my grandma had commented on how much weight I've gained, my aunt asked me y I'm still single, and my dad joined in by reminding me that I still haven't been accepted into college. Only three more days to go. FML

#21004056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35352) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/24/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by holiday from hell - United States (New York)

Today, mah mom calld to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope u aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again!! Gifts should be returnable!! And have a price." FML

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

#21001182
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50210) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML

#20996748
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4723)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today while at the gym I noticd a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment I noticd that he sniffd the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time I askd him to stop. He bent down and sniffd it without breaking eye contact.

#20996147
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47434) - you deserved it (3501)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

TODAY MAH HUSBAND CALLED ME FROM THE STORE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY THE NEW GAMES CONSOLE HE'S BEEN WANTING. I'D ALREADY PURCHASED ONE AND HID IT, READY FOR CHRISTMAS DAY. I COULDN'T TALK HIM INTO NOT BUYING HIMSELF ONE. THERE GOES A $500 SURPRISE. FML

#20995972
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (6260)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:17pm - money - by pissed (woman) - United States

Today, I Found A Job After Two Yeres Of Sereching !! I Excitedly Called Mah Best Friend To Tell Her The Good News !! She Decided Break Her Own News About How She Quit Yet Another Good Paying Job And Found An Even Better One Within Hours !! FML

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

#20995711
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3235)

On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37938) - you deserved it (10936)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

#20992530
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML

#20991671
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39883) - you deserved it (3144)

On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48699) - you deserved it (5703)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told usband it would be great to spend an evening wit a bottle of wine an a pile of blankets on te balcony of our cabin during te cruise!! He decided it would be great to ditc me an go out gambling!! fat FML

#20988964
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44019) - you deserved it (5523)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Neglected (woman) - United States (Texas)



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