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Gentleman_Snivy

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Gentleman_Snivy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Gentleman_Snivy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43284) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18816) - you deserved it (134848)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

#20779714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52832) - you deserved it (4354)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10290) - you deserved it (57215)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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