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About Holymacabre

I love to meet new people so feel free to message me! I'll probably respond no matter what. I love fashion,

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Profile completed
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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

42%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Holymacabre's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it