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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 902
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fhrostty : I'm just a regular guy , my friends all call me 'Scene' xD I love my bestfriend ever Chrissi, she is fucking PERFECT and I'm gonna marry her :D

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Fhrostty's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (3537)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44854) - you deserved it (5207)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63756) - you deserved it (4663)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30332) - you deserved it (66915)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (7380)

On 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11626) - you deserved it (34241)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (48057)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (90736) - you deserved it (5196)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32049) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (5174)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (40407)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

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