About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me
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Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML
by GeeLoftus / 01/31/2016 at 2:32pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by shtidsfpa / 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by romancocks / 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Blaisey / 04/21/2014 at 1:25pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by BustedEgo / 03/23/2014 at 1:31am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML
by Burning Love / 03/15/2014 at 3:35am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by holy sleet / 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 8:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by SoreNips / 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by musicalrose_21 / 01/20/2013 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
by nickw177 / 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…