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EUPHORlA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EUPHORlA :
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Hello there, my name is Hannah.

I'm 16, turning 17 soon.

I love watching anime & TV shows
like Trueblood, Pretty Little Liars,
Dexter, etc.

I hate grammar nazis. They're irritating
beyond belief.

I'm a mix of Pacific Islander & Asian.

I'm a little sheepish & quiet. Overall I'm
very kind but brutally honest. I am an
open minded person.

If you're feeling lonely you can talk to me,
I don't bite.
I use the FML app so I might reply
a little late.
~★~~★~~★~

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EUPHORlA's favorite FMLs

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

by fuckshitcockwaffle / 05/31/2013 at 10:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

by RaveCharlie / 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Love

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love