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About EUPHORlA :
Hello there, my name is Hannah.
I'm 16, turning 17 soon.
I love watching anime & TV shows
like Trueblood, Pretty Little Liars,
I hate grammar nazis. They're irritating
I'm a mix of Pacific Islander & Asian.
I'm a little sheepish & quiet. Overall I'm
very kind but brutally honest. I am an
open minded person.
If you're feeling lonely you can talk to me,
I don't bite.
I use the FML app so I might reply
a little late.
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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Friday 24 July 2015