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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 934
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DividableByZero : Hello there! My name is Max, but people call me Maxwell. I throw javelin, slackline, disc golf, and row. I am an optimist and am always looking to meet new people.

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DividableByZero's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51322) - you deserved it (5741)

On 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by hopelesscollegechick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML


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On 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm - kids - by Demetria (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

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