About DividableByZero : Hello there! My name is Max, but people call me Maxwell. I throw javelin, slackline, disc golf, and row. I am an optimist and am always looking to meet new people.
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by hopelesscollegechick / 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by I'm screwed / 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Demetria / 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 2:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…