About DividableByZero : Hello there! My name is Max, but people call me Maxwell. I throw javelin, slackline, disc golf, and row. I am an optimist and am always looking to meet new people.
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by hopelesscollegechick / 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by I'm screwed / 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Demetria / 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 2:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…