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DatPiggahDoe

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DatPiggahDoe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DatPiggahDoe : Hey. How are you doing? I've been doing well. Definitely better than some of these FML's.

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DatPiggahDoe's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18978) - you deserved it (66776)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (252836) - you deserved it (86625)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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