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Dark__Angel66
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2198
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dark__Angel66 : Work hard, play harder✌
I'm paid to take selfies and help people shop
Currently studying Computer Science

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Visits<b>brainymes</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:33am<b>TheSmurgler</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:23pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:35pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:57am<b>lexred</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:18am<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 7:02pm<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:57pm<b>TPH1979</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:44pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:30pm<b>harlz31</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:59pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:12pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 1:47pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Berber260</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:20pm<b>mcduckens</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Brian2911</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 3:25pm

Fucked!<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:02am<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:05pm<b>lexred</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 7:30am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 4:17am<b>olpally</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:43am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:15am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:32pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:05pm<b>chivadz</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:07am

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Dark__Angel66's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML

#21485222
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (1694)

On 10/27/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by OutOfWork.OutOfTime - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

#21483470
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35240) - you deserved it (2194)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML

#21481906
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24332) - you deserved it (1420)

On 10/19/2015 at 6:13pm - work - by Chefinblack (man) - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

#21479432
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (5615)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

#21471177
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

#21471177
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML

#21471046
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22871) - you deserved it (2749)

On 09/21/2015 at 3:09pm - work - by experience_to_get_experience (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

#21466376
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (4843)

On 09/09/2015 at 1:09am - health - by davetherave1983 (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14531) - you deserved it (12946)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

#21456039
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22938) - you deserved it (2548)

On 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm - misc - by RobotUnicorn1209 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took the lid off my slow cooker to serve up a casserole that had been 12 hours in the making. A cockroach took the opportunity to dive in. My husband and I are now eating toast, while the delicious smell of casserole taunts us from the trash. FML

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (2668)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (6291)

On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)



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