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Dark__Angel66
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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2418
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dark__Angel66 : Work hard, play harder✌
I'm paid to take selfies and help people shop
Currently studying Computer Science

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Visits<b>queenariii</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 7:35pm<b>lexred</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 4:14am<b>brainymes</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:33am<b>TheSmurgler</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:23pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:35pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:57am<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 7:02pm<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:57pm<b>TPH1979</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:44pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:30pm<b>harlz31</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:59pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:12pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 1:47pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Berber260</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:20pm<b>mcduckens</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:16pm

Fucked!<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:02am<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:05pm<b>lexred</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 7:30am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 4:17am<b>olpally</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:43am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:15am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:32pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:05pm<b>chivadz</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:07am

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Dark__Angel66's favorite FMLs

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

by anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

by caroline / 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm / Germany / Kids

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML

by feeling single / 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML

by OutOfWork.OutOfTime / 10/27/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML

by Chefinblack / 10/19/2015 at 6:13pm / Australia / Work

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

by Jgfenix / 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

by Jgfenix / 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML

by experience_to_get_experience / 09/21/2015 at 3:09pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

by davetherave1983 / 09/09/2015 at 1:09am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Health

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

by RobotUnicorn1209 / 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous