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DWordHead16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2399
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DWordHead16 : -I'm 1/2 Mexican, 1/4 Filipino, and 1/4 German :D
-I'm a gamer, I specifically play the Xbox 360, although I love Nintendo too. Been addicted to gaming since I was five, hahah.
-I'm pretty shy and sensitive, and would hope that I don't piss anyone off on here.
-I try to have good grammar, however, I tend to have many comma splices.
-Been on FML for awhile; I just never made an account. (Typical story, I know.)
-"Why am I the one who just keeps on running? Why am I surrounded by shadows of my doubt? I search for some sort of solace, but I am a man with no light to guide me out." (Crown the Empire, you make such beautiful music.)
-Don't be surprised if I make a comment that sounds like I'm on a high-horse. We all perceive things in different ways.
-I'm all about individualism!
Well, that's about it! I'd love to receive messages! Thanks for reading! And remember: shirts tucked, ties tied, and BALLS IN! EVERYBODY BALLS IN!
• a lot of you FMLers need to develop some empathy.

DWordHead16's page activity

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Fucked!<b>cornyrob</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 12:55am<b>mirandaelcraig</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:51am<b>muarif</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:35pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:42pm<b>hulkman78</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:38pm

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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DWordHead16's favorite FMLs

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

by / 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

by DocBastard, meet DocCunt / 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

by inhaler -.- / 10/06/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

by friend loves a gay guy... / 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

by poor teacher / 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

by User / 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

by numbnuts / 09/23/2013 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

by GogurtBadass / 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

by fired / 09/17/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Work