By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
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Easy_Target 0

Nice entrance, Romeo.

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

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Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

LOLOLOLOL damn you're a smart one.

blueEyes_19 0

HAHAHAHAHA you are awesome

Easy_Target 0

Nice entrance, Romeo.

breena25 0

HA

dont forget, one for good luck

xxbizzaroxx 0

good job.

ROFL at #9's comment.