FML : Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight,...

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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mateo / Sunday 14 December 2008 03:58 / France

Intimacy

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By Easy_Target | 0

#6064 - Monday 23 February 2009 11:29

Nice entrance, Romeo.

By cndrow | 0

#925 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:38

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

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By cndrow | 0

#925 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:38

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

By blah_blah_shity | 0

#1734 - Friday 13 February 2009 03:12

LOLOLOLOL damn you're a smart one.

By blueEyes_19 | 0

#2676 - Monday 16 February 2009 06:25

HAHAHAHAHA you are awesome

By Easy_Target | 0

#6064 - Monday 23 February 2009 11:29

Nice entrance, Romeo.

breena25 | 0

#2177331 - Sunday 13 March 2011 09:44

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30969 - Saturday 14 March 2009 05:52

LOL

By deuce_wild | 0

#32063 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:58

dont forget, one for good luck

By crazyme123 | 0

#39780 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 08:29

LOL NICE BRO

By xxbizzaroxx | 0

#40484 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 06:25

good job.

By IamSpartacus | 0

#52050 - Monday 23 March 2009 07:44

ROFL at #9's comment.

By matt2561 | 0

#60061 - Thursday 26 March 2009 06:04

9 FTW

bailes_o_hay | 0

#965063 - Saturday 20 March 2010 05:48

second

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