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by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm / Argentina / Health
Today, I got an angry call to the phone shop where I work. The caller demanded that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been tricked because his phone got ruined by water "even though he was using the waterproof application". FML
by OwlSaysBlimey / 11/17/2013 at 2:38am / Sweden / Work
by LizGo / 11/17/2013 at 1:00am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
by MBean / 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm / Anguilla / Animals
by s13495 / 10/24/2013 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Work
Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML
by way2go / 10/23/2013 at 12:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 10:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by secretsmakefriends / 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
by fired / 09/17/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Work