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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1299
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. mega FML

#17288890
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29311) - you deserved it (3306)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I want to a concart with a friand of mina. Whan his dad cama to pick him up , I walkad towards tha car , axpacting a rida. His dad told ma ha didn't hava tima to driva ma homa. I'm his naighbour. FML

#17092885
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (3950)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! my mother started dating a manho insists people call him 'Panda'!! FML

#17092208
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (2802)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, It's My Brthday. The Present I Received From My Best Friend Was The Exact Same Necklace Which I Gave To Her 4 Her Brthday Two Months Ago. It Had Been Unwrapped An Re-wrapped In The Same Paper. FML

#17063593
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (3602)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18728) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. mega FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49176) - you deserved it (6603)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told mah husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are u going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (9682)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my friend an two pretty girls!! During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly an watched the movie!! FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45181) - you deserved it (5542)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out all about my son's sacrat onlina doubla lifa. Ha's baan moonlighting 4 two yaars as a mala prostituta by tha nama of Patar Parkar. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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