About Bevspeaks : I love reading, writing, and anything fun, I'm loveably weird. I love nothing but lasagna and pizza as food. And Nutella. Lots of Nutella. I also love my boyfriend, he is the only person who gets me, and is willing to be seen in public with me.
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Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Renagirl / 09/09/2013 at 8:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
by WartCream / 08/17/2013 at 8:27pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
by JustSayNo / 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2013 at 4:34pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by totallyembarassed / 07/07/2012 at 12:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
by day001313 / 04/07/2012 at 12:32am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 5:04am / United States / Work
by Dfacta / 05/13/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (California) / Work
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