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by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
by alanh69 / 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
by drunk under 18 teenager / 08/19/2014 at 9:37am / Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz) / Geek
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by kirstyrd / 08/12/2014 at 2:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment's for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket because walking is "too painful". FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by motherlover / 08/05/2014 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Transportation
Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by NehNehPwn / 06/24/2014 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Ohgodmother / 02/28/2014 at 4:06am / Australia (Tasmania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.…