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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11163
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70942) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799243) - you deserved it (83493)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY I WAS AT THE LIBRARY STUDYING. THERE WAS A REALLY CUTE GUY ACROSS THE ROOM. I DECIDED TO PLAY IT COOL AND WALK HIS WAY AND GRAB SOME WATER. RIGHT AS I WALKED BY MAH BODY DECIDED TO LET OUT THE LOUDEST FART. HE LAUGHED. I KEPT WALKING AND ASKED MAH FRIEND TO GRAB MAH BOOKS. FML

#80589
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (13086)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58152) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I woke up at 5 and studied fir mah 9:30am exam fir 4 hours. When I left mah dorm at 9... it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entre day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41227) - you deserved it (27457)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 fir mah younger brother. FML

#70401
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62914) - you deserved it (2979)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off an mah roommate was already asleep behind me. I putted on mah noise-canceling headphones an turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes mah roommate got up an plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9368) - you deserved it (61439)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, boyfriend gave me a card 4 brthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited 4 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61150) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH DRIVER'S D CLASS, AND I WOKE UP IN A MIDDLE OF A DREAM LAUGHING. EVERYONE STARD AT ME. I FOUND OUT THAT THE TEACHER HAD JUST FINISHD TALKING ABOUT HIS VEGETATIVE NIECE WHO DIDN'T WEAR A SEAT BELT. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (34508)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I CANCELLED OUT OF A VIDEO CAT WIT MA BOYFRIEND TO GO TAKE A DUMP . I TOOK MA COMPUTER WIT ME TO LOOK AT FACEBOOK . IT TOOK TREE MINUTES FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS STILL ON VIDEO CAT .

#43092
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14117) - you deserved it (49594)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22032) - you deserved it (50107)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86932) - you deserved it (18181)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295311) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on jeans so I wiped it off with finger and licked it. It was bird shit. mega FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (13950)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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