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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11162
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68775) - you deserved it (22229)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was working at Old Navy. A girl cummed up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled "you jerk! Why are u mocking her? She has tourettes u know!" looool FML

#245096
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46955) - you deserved it (37714)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was final meeting with psychologistho was helping me with bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121884) - you deserved it (5796)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (285570)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was Sitting Beside This Cute Guy On A Bench. Suddenly, He Goes, "I Know We Don't Know Each Other Very Well, But Would You Lyk To Have Dinner On Saturday?" I Turn To Him With A Goofy Smile, And Exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He Gives Me A Weird Look, Turns His Head And Points To His Bluetooth. FML

#194587
114 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in there cars and I never do anything risky so I thought,hy not, I'll be here ahile, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on mah driver's window. Its a police officer. big fat FML

#192974
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (139119)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS WHEN MY DAD ASKED MY MOM IF SHE KNEW WHERE HE COULD FINE SOME DOUBLE A BATTERIES. SHE SAID TO CHECK MY VIBRATOR. HE SAID HE ALREADY DID. FML

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440984)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123320) - you deserved it (22277)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

2day whila working on a carpantry projact with mah friand at 2am... and anjoying soma baars... I cut mah hand and raalizad I naadad madical attantion. Naithar of us baing in driving shapa... I knockad on mah parants badroom door to raquast a rida. I was told I had to wait fir tham to ( finish. ) FML

Today, boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someoneho is hiding something." WTF? mega FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81795) - you deserved it (6259)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someoneho is hiding something." WTF? mega FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81795) - you deserved it (6259)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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