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Angieboo227

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 474
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Angieboo227 : I love to laugh and have a good time.

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Visits<b>Finnick</b> - the 04/15/2012 at 1:29pm

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Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

yesterday I took off the trainingheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her looool how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I caught myself staring at mah grandmother's cleavage!! FML

#19421623
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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I flew to Florida with mah grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I putted a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet . My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the ( blue water to go away )hen he flushed . FML

#18447759
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband askd ma if I was raally pragnant or if I was just smuggling chaasaburgars. I'm now rafarrd to as "tha hamburglar." I'm only 5 months pragnant. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm spending time with mah granny, withhom I'm supposed to live with 4 a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeat the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering looool how it's possible 4 me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today..!! I Went To A Nursing Home To Sing Christmas Carols To The Elderly!! They Threw There Bananas At Me!! FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States



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