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  • Number of visits : 259303
  • Number of comments : 786
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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yesterday I eard a knock on ma door and, tinking it was ma student adviser, opend it. I was greetd by a drunk girl, wo pusd er way into ma dorm room, informd me tat se livd ere last year, an ten told me tat se lost er virginity in ma bd. FML

#5180863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33764) - you deserved it (3224)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by CollegeFreshman (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I participatad in tha school play. My family cummad to saa ma in tha production. All was going wall whan mah dad cummad up to ma and said, "Whara tha fuck wara you? Tha show suckad." Thanks dad 4 not racognizing yur own daughtar. FML

Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML

#5173603
171 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , we went to the mall an my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked himhy he liked that particular one he responded with , "that'shat's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He looool was completely serious. FML

#5150637
85 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by m - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay fir ma Englis class!! I tried to be calm since I ad until midnigt to finis, and it was only 8pm!! I typed fir tree ours straigt,and finised te assignment!! I read over te instruction again, and realized it only ad to be 500 words!! FML

#5141524
87 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

YESTERDAY I DECIDD TO GO GET MAH HAIR CUT CUZ IT WAS GETTING A BIT LONG. I TOLD THE LADY THAT I WANTD IT WAY SHORT AND SHE REPLID "WHY? YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GUY SWEETIE." I AM A GUY. MEGA FML

#5141424
85 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by theboywithlonghair (man) - United States (California)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss fred me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

#5129906
65 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP, TOOK A SHOWER, MADE SOME PASTA, DRANK 3 GLASSES OF WATER AND BRUSHED MAH TEETH. I THEN LEFT MAH APARTMENT TO SEE SIGNS POSTED ALL OVER WARNING US NOT TO USE THE WATER WITHOUT BOILING IT BECAUSE THE WATER COMPANY JUST FOUND E-COLI IN THE WATER. FML

#5126886
165 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 1:29pm - health - by UhOhhhh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I was sitting with mah boyfriend watching the Super Nanny . He watches the show regularly an said he has learnd some of her techniques . Apparently.. . he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational . FML

#5124739
84 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran into my parent bedroom after I heard my name andhat sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parent were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to fine the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .

#5107055
81 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at my girlfriend's place I cleaned up her room, putted candles everywhere, scented the air and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving!! The first thing she said when she saw all this was "uggg I have to clean all this up"!! FML

#5097927
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40810) - you deserved it (4927)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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