Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
Tigger_Cat 10
It's better than a text message or a relationship change on Facebook
iwadasn 32
What'd you do to make her afraid to do it face-to-face? It sounds like she thought you'd react to the break-up violently.
nphill82 21
Maybe she found out about you sleeping with her sister
soulcrusher11 16
hahahahahhaha. that's awesome
fallenkilljoy 13
She must be 12
Takis_Best 12
What if it wasn't your girlfriend, but some mean prankster instead?
bigdog80 10
you must of been one crazy boyfriend
fmlsams 27
Gives a whole new meaning to "ding-dong DITCH." Sorry about that though, OP. If she was immature enough to break up like that, she was too immature to be in the relationship.
StormGirl142 24
That's really stupid and immature of her. Sorry, OP.
ari_x3dv 9
Could be worse Could have been a break up note tagged to a flaming pile of dog shit
soulcrusher11 16
has that happened to people?