By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 938
You deserved it 2 770

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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At least it wasn't in person, I feel like from a girl like that you'd get a pie to the face.

kayj905 15

You should make sure it isn't a prank by one of your friends

Or one of his friends trying to get in her pants.

your ex is a selfish bitch. sorry OP :( hope you find someone more mature than that! you deserve better

funneh1 21

What a bitch. Don't settle for less OP, you deserve so much better. And I'm sorry because I, myself, have been dumped by my ex without an explanation, and we've been together for 3 years as well. There will be a gal that will shine your whole world but for now, you need time for yourself. Go do something spontaneous with your best buds. I hope all goes well with you.

She's creative? Maybe she couldn't do it face to face but she should've had a better way that's kind of evil.

How old is she? It must be hard, having been with her for so long, but you're much better off.

gintwinsmoore 20

How immature of her! Well better you learn how she is now than if it got even more serious, like marriage! Good luck finding someone else who's much more mature!

ballislife2324 14