Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Tjop
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
CurvyisCool 22
At least it wasn't in person, I feel like from a girl like that you'd get a pie to the face.
kayj905 15
You should make sure it isn't a prank by one of your friends
IamHercules 24
Or one of his friends trying to get in her pants.
Kurby14 21
your ex is a selfish bitch. sorry OP :( hope you find someone more mature than that! you deserve better
funneh1 21
What a bitch. Don't settle for less OP, you deserve so much better. And I'm sorry because I, myself, have been dumped by my ex without an explanation, and we've been together for 3 years as well. There will be a gal that will shine your whole world but for now, you need time for yourself. Go do something spontaneous with your best buds. I hope all goes well with you.
cathleenn 9
She needs to grow up.
brvnnx 18
She's creative? Maybe she couldn't do it face to face but she should've had a better way that's kind of evil.
mustangbravo 27
How old is she? It must be hard, having been with her for so long, but you're much better off.
gintwinsmoore 20
How immature of her! Well better you learn how she is now than if it got even more serious, like marriage! Good luck finding someone else who's much more mature!
Zebediabolical 43
More like ding-dong-bitch, am i right?
ballislife2324 14
Hey that girl is immature